Looking for a recipes please

 To all my fans of my blog and reviews I need yours help. My enemy has a parakeet and I'm going to get it from him and I want to eat it. Anyone have any recipes for parakeet low Mein?? My enemy tried to give thumbs down to my beloved mon Shing and it has now shit down. Grandpa no longer has job there and he has to work at the burger King and deal with the homeless people peeing in the doorway. Cornucopia Corey is to blame for mon Shing closing. I will eat your parakeet guy.